i found my wallet 

it was on the floor in some laundry  

i looked a million times  

is someone playing a trick  

i cancelled my credit card because of course the thief who had it was bound for a spree 

i got a new license  

and in order to do so i had to pay three parking infractions  

seventy  

seventy 

seventy 

perhaps i moved a little quick  

but i was headed to pigeon lake and thought i needed a license in case i was pulled over 

anyways 

i got my cash back  

i feel like an idiot 

nothing has changed